rough hands.

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Wed, 19 Jun 2013 20:36:39 -0400

Eheeheheh... my name is LindsEy. Heehehe...buddy ^.^

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 20:28:54 -0400

Woo! :D haha twinningg

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Wed, 19 Jun 2013 17:11:33 -0400

wheeliechair: faeking: tastefullyoffensive: A mother goose...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 17:11:00 -0400

wheeliechair:

faeking:

tastefullyoffensive:

A mother goose and her goslings.

omg

nature

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thecaptains-steaz: iv spent alot of time thinking about how im...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 17:09:37 -0400

thecaptains-steaz:

iv spent alot of time thinking about how im guna get rich and be able to afford a place like this

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luna-trabem: the accuracy of how much this is like my life...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 17:08:26 -0400

luna-trabem:

the accuracy of how much this is like my life right now hurts my heart way too much.

quotesite: Quote Site

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 17:08:13 -0400

quotesite:

Quote Site

acontractwithwinter: Good job Nike.

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 17:07:56 -0400

acontractwithwinter:

Good job Nike.

yourforeverisallthatineed0320: badwolfsherloki-d: silverslices: Everyone’s got a gay cousin. If...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 17:07:41 -0400

yourforeverisallthatineed0320:

badwolfsherloki-d:

silverslices:

Everyone’s got a gay cousin.

If you don’t have a gay cousin, there’s a chance you might BE the gay cousin.

fUCK

Hahaha

(A gay couple has just met up in the restaurant and kissed each other upon arrival. Another customer has seen this and is obviously angry.)

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 17:07:13 -0400

(A gay couple has just met up in the restaurant and kissed each other upon arrival. Another customer has seen this and is obviously angry.)

Angry Customer: “Damn f**s.”

Gay Man: “Excuse me?”

Angry Customer: “You heard me, you little s***. Let’s not make this into some little pride protest, okay? I have to accept that you’re going to live your lifestyle, and you have to accept that I’ve got freedom of speech.”

Gay Man: *quietly* “Is it too much to ask for a little human decency?”

Angry Customer: “Human? Listen up, what you’re doing is not human. I think I have the right to determine what I think is human.”

(The manager shows up. He’s a quiet Italian man who I assume is conservative due to the Christian imagery and portrait of Reagan he keeps around the restaurant.)

Angry Customer: *to the owner* “Hey, can you move either them or us to another table?”

(Instead of responding to the angry customer, the owner instead speaks to his wife.)

Owner: “I’m sorry ma’am, but we have a strict ‘no pets’ policy in my restaurant.”

Wife: “Uh, I, uh, what? I don’t have a—”

Owner: “Well, according to your talking monkey over here, I can determine who’s a human and who’s not. You bring an animal into my restaurant; I gotta assume it’s your pet.”

(The angry customer storms out. When I left, the owner was giving his description, and copies of security camera footage, to the biggest crowd of police I’ve seen. Apparently it’s a bad idea to not pay your bill at a restaurant that gives free coffee to cops.)

oldprickbitches: Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 01:32:54 -0400

oldprickbitches:

Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”

macdaddyc: do you ever feel like you care for people way more than they care for you but you don’t...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 01:32:09 -0400

macdaddyc:

do you ever feel like you care for people way more than they care for you but you don’t stop because you care about them too much

razzledazzy: MOM HANDED ME A BIG ENVELOPE SAYING I GOT IT IN THE MAIL AND BEING A SMART ASS I SAID...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 01:31:31 -0400

razzledazzy:

MOM HANDED ME A BIG ENVELOPE SAYING I GOT IT IN THE MAIL AND BEING A SMART ASS I SAID ‘WHAT IS IT FROM THE PRESIDENT’ AND IT’S FROM THE FUCKING WHITE HOUSE

APPARENTLY THEY SENT THIS BACK BECAUSE I WAS A SHIT AND INVITED THEM TO MY HIGH SCHOOL GRADUATION

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Wed, 19 Jun 2013 01:23:53 -0400

Honesty Hour. No questions are deleted. Nothing is off limits. Ask me anything.

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 01:23:46 -0400