semi-automatic.

janefoster:

basically my life can be summed up in alternating periods of Linda Belcher’s “Alriiiiight!” and Bob Belcher’s “Oh my god”

(via theeladylazarus)

gerardswaysface:

If you dont like twenty one pilots:

  • ummm???
  • yes you do 
  • stop lying
  • love youself
  • ????????????

(via inlesbiansswithyou)

Kelsey

d0it4theratchetz:

1hey:

And I’ll swim the ocean for you.

Hey that’s my name 😏

iamprincessash:

I don’t even care how this happened

iamprincessash:

I don’t even care how this happened

(via promisesarefragile)

blastortoise:

I never tell people off the bat that I’m gay. I wait. I wait until they say some homophobic shit and then I laugh and am like “you know I’m gay right?” And watch the look of terror on their face.

(via maggiesloringbife)

nattyice123:

I busted my ass playing this in my socks so many times as a kid…

joshuapollina:

A partner who supports what you’re into 100% is hard to find. Kerry Getz and his wife Alicia on their wedding day at Love Park, Philadelphia.

(via theallmightypanda)

Send me ‘unf’ if you find me attractive?

(via hail-st0rm)